3. Have I finally found the portal to the rabbit hole housing all of my lost household items? If I magic school bus down this vent shaft will I have a joyous reunion with 4 pairs of baby nail clippers, 86 bobby pins, 17 teaspoons and my favourite strapless bra?
4. Where can I buy bulk quantities of baking soda and lavender oil to defend my home from the foul odour of man feet, little and old man feet that is?
6. Why have I never shredded meat like this before?
7. Will I be destined to share my living quarters with adorable tiny nocturnal people who disagree when I tell them potty training is a life skill?