Being pregnant in the summer with a posterior baby means I pretty much live on this yoga ball…in front of the AC unit. The photo op made me realize my kids need hair cuts. I cut Levi’s hair a couple times a year. It has evolved over three years from me snipping some long ends […]
There is a variety of patience that is employed while waiting to go into labour (real labour) It’s not like the patience involved in waiting for a beard to grow, or for your quinoa waffles to cook. It’s a very uncertain, edgy, draining time. Like any moment you could get a knock on your door […]
If you are a new mom (like I was) you probably had a bazillion questions and concerns about your newborn. You might have even written desperate emails during midnight feedings asking your mom friends and family what you are doing wrong. Why aren’t they sleeping/eating/burping/babbling/doing long division?? Then maybe you have another kid or two […]
A pregnant friend and I were tossing around our third trimester woes – well let’s be real, I was complaining and she was sympathizing and offering me chocolate because she is kinda awesome. The word ‘Prangry’ came up, so let me fill you in on what is. Cause if you were pregnant, you most likely […]
It was a full month before I confessed to anyone else…. I told my sister in law that I forgot to buckle my son into his high chair and he flopped right out, the worst damage done was to my mom pride. She laughed at me.Soon these mortified moments of parenting became the hushed and […]
We take turns ‘planning’ an event for our anniversary each year. Last year was a great, boozy getaway that I had planned (also known as that time I pretty-womaned my husband). So last month I jokingly reminded my husband it was his year. Jokingly because I’m toting around an almost full term belly and all […]
Find me at BLUNTmoms writing about how to know if you are a Mom Martyr. Mar-tyr: a constant sufferer Mom Mar-tyr: Makes motherhood harder than it needs to be, and makes sure everyone knows it. Excerpt from 15 Signs You Might Be A Mom Martyr From the day you change your personal occupation to full […]